God Has Humor

 

On the first day, God created the dog and said, sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this I will give you a life span of twenty years. The dog said, “That’s a long time to be barking. How

about only ten years and I’ll give you back the other ten?” And God said that it was good.
On the second day, God created the monkey and said, “Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I’ll give you a twenty-year life span.”
The monkey said, “Monkey tricks for twenty years? That’s a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?”
And God again said that it was good.
On the third day, God created the cow and said, “You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer’s family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.”
The cow said, “That’s kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I’ll give back the other forty?”
And God agreed it was good.
On the fourth day, God created humans and said, “Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I’ll give you twenty years.”
But the human said, “Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?”
“Okay,” said God, “You asked for it.”
So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I’m doing it as a public service. If you are looking for me I will be on the front porch.

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An e-course is a series of emails, each containing a short piece of information. You call each email a lesson. You set up a system to deliver these emails to those who opt-in with a specific request for your e-course.

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You need to stop thinking that you always need more and more visitors coming to your website in order to increase your income. Eventually you will hit the glass ceiling in your market and you won't be able to get more traffic.

The hardest thing to get is new visitors or to increase your daily traffic volume. You usually have to buy more visitors or spend more time getting new people to come to your site.

That is okay and you have to do that to some degree, but it is not the key to you becoming massively successful online.

Secret #2:

Realize that getting more sales from the traffic you have is the fastest way to making more money. The reason is that not only will you get more income from the existing visitors you have, but you will be able to take some of that new profit and buy more traffic.

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Contrary to Popular belief and to the dismay of many conspiracy theorists in and outside of the industry there are significance differences between Empower Network and MLSP (My Lead System Pro).
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In spite of their differences, both systems are very useful, but for different reasons. The level of education that comes with an MLSP membership is impossible to deny, and though Empower Network has its own training, it has yet to top what the leaders of MLSP have put together. Empower Network is a viral blogging and marketing system that at its core serves to help marketers get back to the basics of doing business while earning the income necessary to fund their business. Empower Network is a funded proposal.
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Get More and More Buyers

Have you been struggling to make some money on the internet? You are in the similar boat that I used to be in. I was working hard to sell other peoples' products without realising the key element that I was missing. That secret weapon is a buyer list. I had a list to promote to but they were not buying anything.

Big mailing list is not the way to wealth. It really isn't. It is the quality of people who are in your list. If they don't buy, they're just sitting there. It does not matter if you had a million people on your list. No buyers means no business.

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It is a fact buy now that the response rate is only 1%-2% That is not bad if you have a big list. But what if you could convert 10% or more into buying what you recommend. Then even a small list of buyers could make you wealthy. It is much easier to get a small list of hot buyers than to keep working hard in collecting email addresses of people who never buy. This list is a drain on your resources.

It is the quality that counts and not the quantity.

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"How to Get More Traffic to My Website" Revealed

If you're looking for the answers on how to get more traffic to your website, you may have spent a lot of money in the past with the hopes of getting large amounts of traffic with bulk type traffic providers but ended up with less than desirable results. Or if you haven't yet, it's a good thing you're reading this article, because at some point, many do and they end up regretting it. That's okay, we're going to help you save the pain and frustrations many go through in their search to get more traffic to their websites.

"Know What You're Getting Into First"

Here's one of the first concepts you need to realize so you know what you're getting into with those types of web site traffic setups. When you are purchasing those cheap, bulk traffic packages, you're really just getting 'views' or 'site impressions' instead of actual targeted subscribers. This means the people who see your site may or may not be interested in your offer and so even though it's cheap, it could be a huge waste of your money.

"Easy Example"

Let's just take an example. You buy 100,000 exit pop-under visitors for $100 . If you are new to marketing your sites online, it may look like a great deal when you first look at it if you're in a hurry to get more traffic to your website. But here's the problem with the exit pop under traffic: Very few people who see your site pop up after visiting a site they were interested in, are actually going to be interested in your site.

Think about it, even if the company promises targeted exposures, if the person is leaving that other site before they see yours because they weren't interested in it, then it's highly unlikely they'd even spend any more than a couple of seconds at your site before exiting it too! So let's say 100 people actually did decide to stay at your site for more than just a few seconds. Even in that scenario, you paid $100 for just 100 people to look at your site at all even if they all just ended up leaving once they arrived. At $1 per visitor, you'd need to be selling a $100 product which converted at least 1% to just break even with one person out of the 100 making a purchase. 1% is about average so you'd do far better to explore other methods of getting traffic to your website where people are actually interested in what you have on offer. So if you are one of the people who insist on making this particular type of traffic work, you're going to need to focus on three main objectives in order to make a profit instead of getting skinned alive from bulk visitors who just click away in the first couple of seconds.

The Three Objectives You Must Master

1.The first thing you'll need to do is make sure your offer and site is highly targeted.

(There's no sense in sending people who have expressed no interest in your offer or the niche market your offer would be categorized as in the first place.)

2.The second goal you need to accomplish is to make sure your conversion rate is as high as possible.

3.The third goal is to make sure you send enough of the targeted traffic to your site.

Your mission should you choose to accept it, is to create highly targeted squeeze pages for each traffic source you'll have. In other words, you need to create a page designed solely to get the name and email of each of the people who will be visiting your site from that page. Consider why they may be at that traffic source and what they may be interested in purchasing when you design your page. You need to be instantly clear about what they will receive for subscribing to your site's newsletter, ecourse or for signing up to download a free gift you offer them. If you confuse them at all about what they may hope to receive, then you could have very well lost a customer. One way you can increase your conversion rates from your squeeze page before sending your traffic to the salespage of your choice is to make sure it's targeted traffic in the first place.

"How Do I Do This Exactly?"

How do you do this? Well, since we've already established you need to stand out, be clear on what action you want your visitor to take and what they can hope to receive, the best way is to use an attention grabbing headline with some bullet points of benefits and a strong command to subscribe by placing their name and email address into the form and clicking "Give me access" or whatever you put on your "submit" button. This way you know whoever has subscribed has already been "pre-screened" or "pre-qualified" by the headline and benefits on the squeeze page and has an interest in what you'll be offering them later.

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